Reblog if you don't have girlfriend or boyfriend.
allmybishesloveme: imayellowbanana: leeminjung-anon: parkshinhye-anon: Because I am mentally married ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this ME TOO NOT DATING ANYONE. WOHOO.
Saddest text message
Girl: babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: alright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: you're drinking again?
Boy: don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: okay, I'll be waiting.
hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time.
The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls.
He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained.
The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.
Brother: someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.
Babe, where are you?
Babe, why is your phone off?
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
(This was originally in Filipino, but I translated it for you guys.)
I felt sad, reading this.
Guys, you'll never know when you'll lose the people you love.
Show them everyday how much you love them because you'll never know when you can't, anymore.
girlwholovesparis: monomial: Classmate 1: Nalaglag ko Pilot mo. Classmate 2: I dont caree? - Classmate 1: Nalaglag ko G-tech mo. Classmate 2: Taina patayan na to. FILIPINO STUDENTS CAN RELATE TO THIS! :))) Yessssssss………
When you completely catch up in a fanfiction, but...
When the waiter asks, "are you done with this?"...
chelseainwonderlandd: No, I wanted to eat the plate as well. Yeah.
That moment when you realize there are two weeks...
-likeahorcrux: trishamamaw: 1 week :( EXTEND!
Reblog if you are wearing clothes.
tetuy: Ano to?!
baby-owl: BASKETBALL SWAG: HUMAN BICYCLE SWAG: SWINGING BICYCLE SWAG: CHAIR SWAG: BULLET SWAG: THIS MAN HAS SWAG: FINGER-SKATER SWAG: FINGER-ELEPHANT SWAG: EVEN THIS WATER HAS SWAG: Falling down swag Going down stairs swag Escalator? haha BENTA! XD
Taking notes, and the teacher switches between...
ceemaxoxo: This is so TRUE.
The class where you hate everyone: The class you like because the teacher lets you eat: The class where you don’t understand anything: The class all your friends are in: The class that your crush is in: Your last class of the day: Yeah men! \m/
baby-owl: 1.kapag nandyan - DEDMA 2.kapag wala - HINAHANAP 3.kapag nkatingin - IIWAS 4.kapag di nakatingin - TITIGNAN HANGGANG MATUNAW 5.kapag lalapit - NAHIHIYA 6.kapag aalis - NAGSISISI AT SASABIHIN “BAT’ SIYA UMALIS” 7.At kapag binabasa ma ‘to - NAKAKARELATE KA DI BA ?
Yung mga taong kwento ng kwento ng buhay nila...
supernoypi: On the outside: Pero deep inside: Sara sapakin eh. =))))
BAD SHOWS FOR KIDS:
speaknow-20: ohyeahsophia: DORA THE EXPLORER: Masyadong gala! Hindi marunong magpaalam sa magulang! Lakwatserang negra. BLUES CLUES: Sira ang tuktok ni Steve! Kausapin ba naman ang salt and pepper?! WINNIE THE POOH: Wala nang shorts, naka hanging blouse pa. POWER PUFF GIRLS: Mga basagulera, ang aangas. Laging away ang hanap. At ang pinakamalala sa lahat, BARNEY: Gugustuhin...
Socks at my school.
wishinghearts: Expectations: Reality: Sige nga. Ang haba-haba ng palda namin dito maghhigh-socks ka? LOL. Tama~!
When the test papers are returned
zainhamizan: And… you failed and you have the lowest score in class: you failed but not as badly as you’d thought: you failed but your friends didn’t do that well either: you failed (or barely passed) and then someone says “THAT WAS THE EASIEST EXAM EVER”: you passed: you get the highest score in class: your friend gets the highest score in class: someone you don’t like gets...
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was...
ohmyelison: mingikwang: yulsicislove: ber-na-babe: - I reblogged this shit like 5times lmfaoo - WTF!seriously.. haha LMFAO
When people call me CUTE or HOT..
omongankosong: YOU HORRIBLE…LIARS!!
That awkward moment when you’re taking a bite of...
secretsbest: I’m one~!
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good” Middle school: “Pssh, whatever” High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi” Oh my.. =)))
Pag may problema ka, wag kang magpapakamatay.
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16 Things You Didn't Know About Sleep.
itsamazing: This is so true. =)))
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw...
inferi26: littlemissarashi: reblogging again. Naiyak ako dun ah…
Reblog this if you LOVE your Daddy.
One boy didn’t reblog this and his father got into a really bad car accident 2 days later. My father is in afghanistan. I love you daddy. i dont believe chains but i cant risk anything ! sorry my dear followers.. I hate you chain messages! Curse you! I love mah dad!! <3
Reblog if you know whose cap is this.
MOJOJOJO!!!! Mwahahaahahahah!! :DDDDD
When someone is telling a lie to you and you...
idontgiveashh: Ang kyot! XD
Yung feeling na tagal-tagal mo naka-pose,...
mediocreshit: saurons: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BENTA POTA NAKAKARELATE :)) BENTA HAHAHAHA :P Suntok ang abot mo! ahaha! =)))